REVIEW - Transformers: Age of Extinction
June 29, 2014
Despite the many scathing reviews he gets, you can't deny that Michael Bay is a crowd-pleaser. It's also hard to deny that you enjoyed the scenes in Bad Boys II or the constant action that goes about in the first three Transformers movie. And despite disgruntled people saying that every Trasformers will be their last, they will still be flooding the theaters. With a fresh cast, and a much bigger Asian presence ($$$), is this sort-of reboot/sequel of the money-spinning Hasbro franchise worth a watch?
The longest-running Transformers movie, at a staggering two hours and 45 minutes long, takes place years after the events of Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and the CIA are beginning to terminate any Transformers, be it the Autobots (good!) or Decepticons (bad!), and to rid them from Earth. Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots, has been in hiding until being revived by Cade Yaeger, a sort-of inventor played by Mark Wahlberg, and must now gather the remaining Autobots and take down Lockdown, a bounty hunter Transformer who is working with the CIA to take down the Transformers. The Autobots will also have to contend with the threat of a new batch of man-made Transformers developed by KSI, including one named Galvatron (fans of the toy-line might recognize the name).
After throwing away Shia LaBeouf and his eye candy girlfriends from the original trilogy, the new humans on the block aren't exactly a step up either. The lead this time is Mark Wahlberg, who at times seem to channel his macho nut character from Pain & Gain (also directed by Michael Bay and contains explosions), but this time he's a macho inventor named Cade Yeager... with daddy problems. Cade's daughter, played by Nicola Peltz (the girl from The Last Airbender, let that sink in), doesn't serve much of a difference compared to Megan Fox and Rosie-Huntington Whiteley beforehand, only with added whining and unnecessary teenage problems. Meanwhile, Peltz's secret Irish boyfriend, played by Jack Reynor, doesn't do much either, other than to get constantly glared and remarked by Cade. Rounding out the good guys is Li Bingbing (not to be confused with Fan Bingbing), who was merely in the movie to attract the Asian demographic and to drink "carefully placed" China-produced water (more on that later).
This new entry also introduces a new human villain (after... Patrick Dempsey), with Kelsey Grammer being more of the operatives behind the shadows, who leaves Lockdown and his CIA cronies with the dirty work. The only shining light of the human characters here is Stanley Tucci, another inventor who seem to be the new John Turturro here. However, he exudes energy and provides a much better comic relief than horny Turtorro as the head of KSI, the company that takes in scrap Transformers to make new human-controlled ones using the creatively-named 'Transformium'.
As said in my Godzilla review, the reason we're throwing money at Michael Bay is to see more transforming vehicles (the titular creatures), and not the human distractions. While titular characters like Optimus Prime and Bumblebee return, the others have mostly been replaced by a new gang of robots. Paramount seem to have improved the budget for voice casting, with the introduction of John Goodman as a chubby robot with bullets for a moustache, and Ken Watanabe, who plays the Japanese robot for obvious reasons. Another robot has a green coat for no reason! Anyway, just like the new human characters, the new Autobots don't offer much as it is Optimus Prime who's the center of everything. Lockdown, transforming from an aweosme Lamborghini Aventador, seems bland when compared to Megatron and even Sentinel Prime, but plus points are given or having A BLOODY GUN TRANSFORMING FROM HIS FACE! As for the new man-made Transformers, without spoiling anything, are really just here to tease for things to come.
The movie should also be guilty of the shameless product placement dotted throughout the entire movie, which is already a movie franchise based on selling the Hasbro toys. From the blatant presence of Bud Light and Beats products, the movie now feels like a 'spot-the-product-placement' game, with China getting in on the act too. The scene in which Stanley Tucci is sipping on a Chinese carton drink for no apparent reason is downright shameful (FYI I don't blame Tucci for this).
For a series that is 'more than meets the eye', we've pretty much seen 'more of the same', and some of us are getting tired of it. With a new trilogy already in motion, it doesn't seem like Michael Bay has right the wrongs of his previous efforts. If you enjoyed the previous installments (like me), you'll definitely enjoy this, as it's really just more of the same (also best enjoyed in an IMAX cinema room). But if you've despised Bay's treatment of the robots in disguise, don't fret, as this is still more of the same. Despite the many negative pointers mentioned earlier, this is not to say that the movie was horrible, but it is a movie that really REQUIRES you to turn off your brain to enjoy, namely for the action and special effects. Regardless of whether you love or hate it, the real winners out of the latest Transformers flick will be Hasbro, Michael Bay and the shameless product advertisers.
5.0/10
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